buggered.... -_________-

and yet I am able to write this.

Well ladies and zentlemen. I am.. buggered.

The End...

jitsu wa... tsukareta...

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It has been a long time since I last stepped onto the battlefield. It was nice while the peace lasted... but everyone knew that war was inevitable. The treaty for peace was voided the moment the time has passed. War was never pretty... but this time it was unimaginably ugly... after weeks or even months of peace the war was about to begin.

It was late in the morning, getting close to afternoon before the enemy lines were raided. It was a do or die situation. If the raid was not done, we would have... perished. The plans were quite mixed and very unorthodox. A new general was directing the troops to victory. This is the only war that can be won. The raid was successful, and the largest enemy base was cleaned. There was still enemies hiding, so it was necessary to get the rag, soap and water out - the three elements.

1 hour after midday: the largest area has become our territory. There was still the dining, study, the legendary three bedrooms and the frightfully horrible kitchen... There was no time to lose.

Everything moved out of the way, as the heavy machine sucked all specks of dust and dirty and what not, visible to the human eye. . The powerful tool, eliminated the enemies everywhere. Once again to officially conquer the land the three elements were called.

After a long tiring 3 hours, the ground forces were conquered. There were yet the naval and the air to capture. So the troops were sent to get rid of all that gets in my way.

And thus, 4 hours past after the beginning of it all. The floor was sparkling clean, dishes washed, laundry dried...

- titled: The Cleaning War