FTLOP

For the love of poop!!!

strange huh? loving poop?? well... ok it doesn't make sense deal with it fatty.

NEXT!!!

yesterday at about 4:20 pm Michelle and I were on the main walk way steps. [The big chunky ones that stretch your ass when you walk up it?] yeah those ones... we were sitting on the steps right [the ones with grass] YES the ones that when you jump down you do somersaults and land perfectly...

we were sitting there right... and there was a couple and a friend about 20 - 30 m away... immediately when the friend left the couple started to.. you know.. get a little frisky.. Well! DO NOT be fooled this is not your ordinary couple! They can "breathe whilst sucking face" - as Michelle nicely put it.

And can I just say... they really were at it for 40mins NON STOP!!! [well most likely non-stop]

I had my eyes at the sky until something horrible like the couple were ... literally all over each other. I don't even think they were sucking each others face for most of it.. but I can tell you that their lips were ALWAYS on each other....

Scary...

FLOP the TOP in a LOP - just making words out of the title..

Well I have come to the point where there is SO MUCH work.. that I gave up =] and decided to watch tv and blog with of course satisfactory guilty.

- Shall I explain the natural order of my blogs??

ok i'll be kind and tell you. It is random to the max. I cannot maintain a lengthen amount of concentration which is reflected in this SUPER blog.

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I feel like a warrior =] battle scars. many scratches and to be scars. I had a bruise on my head =P only cos it is like F= 18kgs * 9.8 - air resistance in a container. In which momentum is conserved when the box applies an impulse force on my head and causing my head to move in the positive X direction towards the container walls. Causing my head to apply a impulse force onto the container walls due to the kinetic energy from the box.

Dont you just love how i do that? Cos i do.

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Ok serious man... it is a serious problem... I dont know what to do.. someone help me

how do i say hi to a random girl??? There is a chance she is single and.. well of course I am single =] one look at a cute/pretty girl and I just am lost for words...

girls? what are your thoughts?

boys? how do you do it?

who would have known cardboard hurts?

i have never felt so... POWERFUL!!!

I shall follow suit, somethings I'd like to say to some people - and no one will ever know who. Why? Cos I won't remember.

- what are you thinking silly. Let me hear it.

- patience silly, less judgement more patience.

- Less assuming, more thinking, more talk

- I can never tell what is going in your head

- dayum! you are cute, what's your name again?

- Where are you!!

- Where are you and what is happening with you?

- Hey! What's up? or should I say what's down?

- If I was to tell you... naaah I won't say =] let you blow up your mind :L

4 hours later and my muscles are bigger than your face!!

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seems like moving boxes isn't as simple as you think it is.

hey cutie lets go ride the night away

I was thinking, maybe I have super powers.

Ok I am possibly a very light sleeper from 0hrs to 2 hrs in and 6hrs to whatever. ie. if I slept at 12, at 2 to 6 i'd be in a deep sleep. However, after those 6 hours I am a superhuman. lols more like mega light sleeper.

Everything wakes me up. From birds to construction... [normal huh?] how about an open door?

Can you ever tell when your bedroom door is open?.. ok it sounds retarded but something about pressure and crap.

Every time you open my bedroom door, the blinds move.. and mind you the blinds are no were close to the door.. ok. no one gets it.

MOVING ON

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I don't think blogging is healthy. MEANING - I won't get any girls like this :L jks jks

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what's new... I played with mega huge blocks of ice yesterday? probably20 litres of water frozen and i kicked a chunk off and started smashing/hitting the other pieces of ice.

umm. should be studying but don't know what to study.. more like don't want to study at all =P

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in recovery - Has anyone watched "Pay it forward" ?? it was on last night, I recommend people to watch it. It is interesting - but you gotta start from the start. otherwise it will not do anything for you.

languages to learn

cantonese, mandorin, english, teo chow, japanese, korean

I believe that is all.

japanese shall come in handy in the future,

would like to learn korean, cos it sounds nice

cantonese same as korean, cos it sounds nice

mandorin, cos it'll come in handy for sure

teo chow cos i was born with it

english cos i have to =P

なけなるかもしらん。

big news in Hanson land.

I think I cam fighting some random dudes in my dreams. The other day I woke up with a slightly bruised knuckle and a scratch on my pinky knuckle haha.

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Question: How much do we know about the past? As in how many years can carbon dating take us back? 2billion years? 200 billion years?

Question2: Is there a chance that there were humans before us? As in before dinosaurs and what not.. a 1st generation. In which they got so technologically advanced that they forgot about looking after the earth, and this caused the Earth to reset killing them and restarting. After 50 million billion years dinosaurs came to life. Is that possible?

[note: it is a question not a statement. ie. it is probably not true.]

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Well long weekend, and lots to study - but can't think of them now.

Might I say, UNSW has the most spectacular view at sunset. from about 430-530, shades of various colours keep changing each minute. And despite the funky buildings, it still is very pretty. I reckon it'd be just as, if not more, pretty at dawn.

Two shots really.

^ this one was yesterday ^ this is photoshopped on phone ^ orignial

ie. limited PS. all skill ;]

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This may sound arrogant, by it is true.

My world is small, but your world is smaller.

Society is a made up word, and the world is too.

Out of the two, they say the better is the taller.

Open eyes

open minds

Open arm

Open legs

insignificant actions that seem quite significant.

your WORLD is small, but this world is smaller.

The seasons are changing, and so are you.

What do you say - let's run away.

and... LOVE!

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[ps] the last bit wasn't part of the poem.

Beautiful girls (8)

Funny, I feel like today went by really quickly but the past two days felt like they have been dragging themselves.

Well if you guys are reading my blog it must mean there is point reading. or you just care too much about my blubber, i mean blabber...

If you must know 22 hrs of physics hasn't really mad me go crazy, just more appreciative of study. Don't ask why cos I don't know either.

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Does anyone watch Pacific? If you do, you will understand how much girls mean to us boys. They portrayed the people from the times of the World War very well - from both sides, the citizens and the soldiers.

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I ought to do something more productive during my breaks and times like these. You know compared to what the soldiers and the families of the World Wars, what I [mostly] and others [no one in particular] we don't really have much to complain about.

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ok I have spent 40 mins [on and off] on this page.. let me blabber

dlfjweth eosflk eheotpa

It is easy to lose track of why you are doing something - for me at least. I mean with this study stuff you forget that you are so close in using it to make a difference to the world. The real question is how much of a difference, and if you can't make a difference with your career how do you? OR are you ok with not making a mark on this world?

noma boma bom.

The sky is blue,

it comes in two.

at dusk it's night,

it's quite a sight.

now it is dark

and you say...f-shark

whilst walking the park

of course in the dark.

light blue it was,

it is now dark blue

but you dont give a toss

later the grass will have morning dew.

Then the days starts again

"Oh what a pain"

They/she/he say.

then... they will pay.

lols - my mind seemed to have stalled

as if my brain does not want to function

I feel quite... appalled

because there's a missing thought junction.

Have I lost myself over the years?

Questions I continually ask

But I must keep confronting these fears

because this is a person's task.

In poem it is harder to understand.

You must be quite bored now,

but you forget it is Hanson's land

last line, I shall take a bow. *bow*

I say oyasumi

my brain said oyasumi too long ago =]

blink open, blink... open damn you!

And the day ended how it started - With the sun in his eyes.

Before 8am, he wasn't concious.

At 8am the sun shines through the blinds and into his eyes.

At 5pm the sun shines through the blinds and into his eyes.

After 5pm, he wasn't concious.

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Hehe I was so out of it last night I didn't realise I forgot to shower until I got into bed. Even then I couldn't be bothered to get up and shower.

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The days seem to fade into one another night - day, night - day, night - day. day is the night and night becomes the day.

At the horizon the sun does lay.

impossible to just say hey.

Solid but not rigid like clay

It is day

what do you say?

~ tiredness. That word shan't be a word in my vocabulary, however, this is compensated with the lack of concentration.

If I had time I would do what I'd love, but without this suffering I will not learn to know what I love. Does this mean there is no time?

Questions, Questions, Questions, Questions, Questions

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mate kure! iishyukan ato de modoru hazu ja...

My heart weighs in newtons, lost in your eyes - the universe

Let's get down and physical. [over rated - under marked]

At a certain point in time my heart is at its greatest potential energy, h, and what time is kinetic energy greatest. Where acceleration, due to gravity of the cavity, -0.98.

じゃ、今君は僕の心の中で何かある事知っている。

Hehe well as you can see I am going crazy of phys fever.

Symptoms - For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. For energy of conservation applies in reality, energy gained from carbohydrates and fluids, is spent on brain activity in which electrical impluses are sent to the muscles, causing mechanical movement of the limbs. As chemical and biological energy is a non-conservative force, mechanical energy is not conserved. Also, as the limbs moves, the limbs do work. The direction of the movement of the limb in the Y component means there is a gain in potential energy. However, this means potential energy from muscles and chemical bonds must have been converted to kinetic in order for the limb to move.... you get the point ;]

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To be honest it has been lost on the way. There is no map for the road in which I take. However, the road taken will not be one I shall regret. Majime sugi ru kana, demo iwanai to...

SO! the answer to the question above is [atm] - there is none. NANDE?!?!? Sore wa ore mo wakaranai kara kikuna.

Despite the intense physics study my mind has seem to gone the other direction to balance the.. lack of reality in my mind. Hehe SO!

R= S+F+M+E+D [where R=reality, S=study, F= food, M=mistakes, E=Exercise, D=distractions]

-(R) = I [where I is imagination]

I = P + L [where P = perfection, L = lol work it out yourself ;]

therefore. -(S + F + M) = P + L

0 = P + L + S + F +M+ E + D

However, M = E [as mistakes can be converted into exercise in Hanson's universe]

THUS!!! [moment you have been waiting for.....

O = P + L + S + F + E+ E + D

If you didn't get it... PLS FEED

~~~~ OK serious now. Was I not serious before? =]

Give me your hand, because with you I can walk, and if I can walk - I will jump, run - but it is you who will teach me to fly. Cry no more, for tears are for the weak. It was you who has taught me to defy all laws of physics, so don't cry. These are not wings I have grown, it is a resilient heart that beats and stands strong.

- besides in my awesome bright light you will never be left in the dark. My massive biceps will shade you when things are too bright, and warm you. -

There is so much out there I can see, you are the only thing I want to see.

~~~ boy oh boy this will cause a problem.

Hehe the other day MC told me to write something less boring. And it seems under pressure it isn't possible =] what does that tell ya ;] Anywho there are TWO things on my mind, and it is physics and how much - hmm don't want to scare you guys - the plastic has melted into shape.

LOL I think I need some time in a padded room. Is it that strange for a person to admit that? I would like a padded room in fact =] reckon you can stay at an insane asylum for a few hours or a day and then walk out? I would very much like that. Esp. a padded room with a boxing bag. I'd have a ball then.

~ cos it's a full time job ~

I think I prefer the physical act of writing rather than typing =]

Talk to you later.

Cos she thought the chase was the answer, when he didn't want any of it.

PS. ore wa daredemo sukijanai kara. gokaishinaide kure.

confused is an understatement, crazy is an overstatement. reality is the right answer.

Trying to get my head around this isn't the best thing for me at the moment

How pretentious it all is.

what a fool

hehe - I am gonna be snickering at myself for a while.

I did a very "smart" thing today.. but no one shall know about it cos it is very embarrassing =]

"middle age = gut" ??? =O I refuse that notion! I shall keep my abs of steel and make them abs of gold. >]

LOL

It seems that I have gotten to the point at which I have dreamt so much, that I feel like i have experienced everything. From being swallowed by a kitten, and falling into the toilet. BOTH of which I believe has never happened. So when I overhear a conversation on the bus or on the train I get a nostalgic feeling. I only have this feeling cos it seems like I am dreaming 24/7 when I sleep. [yeah not really 24/7 =P] but last night I'd say I had at least 4 dreams. I don't remember them exactly but I know I have them.

BUT guess what!? I didn't feel tired in my lectures or classes.

~~~~~~ That was a load of bs ~~~~~~

With these tired legs, these aching arms ikenakya.

On the train... it was more packed than it was in the morning.. like what the. So packed that I couldn't even read the mx cos I couldn't lift my arm.

I am so brain dead at the moment I can't even remember what happened today. So wait till Sat for another blog. [or later tonight =P]

With the cold, comes superhuman powers!

As you all know [most .. ok maybe you don't] I am allergic to mossie bites.

Well the other night I decided to be "the awesome food that is cooking when you walking into a room" / "the tastiest piece of meat around" / "free food" [you know it tastes better free ;] . AND strangely on one ankle i have 4 mossie bites about 2 -4 cm apart.

SO! basically my hands are down town ;] at my ankles trying very hard not to scratch =] but wait! there's more!!! The mossie bites are strangely not the size of golf balls like normal. I guess the mossies caught a cold and didn't drink enough fluids to keep that spit circulating. I wouldn't be suprised if I find a mossie stuck in my ankle cos it froze whilst trying to suck my cold blood

YES! I am cold blooded! Only when ... you decide too tired to think.

This is stupid, the moment I step out of a lecture room my mind blanks out and forget all work until I get back into the same room OR to the next lecture. But when walking to and fro [my afro] I forget everything =/

Mind you... if I am scratching a lot, it is the mossies trying to get their winter feed before they hibernate and make babies. Thus, I love winter =]

It also filters out the girls who are willing to sacrifice their body to the cold for fashion. Those who where skirts and tanks tops are either Skirting TANKS, or crazy.

Thought of the day ~ "daigaku wa saikou!!"

I forgot what happened throughout the day... I only remember when I look at my timetable.

Listen to this. I am Lower campus at 9, upper campus at 10, lower campus at 12, upper campus at 3 and lower campus at 5. All going to class =] - going to lunch and going home is not counted.

yeaah...

2nd Thought of the day ~ "Dayum it is dark at 6... I bet it'll be even darker at 7... AT guidlford" there was some random dude just breathing really heavily when I walked home.. I was ready to run or plonk him on the head.

Edit Html???

Turns out I have been using edit Html rather than "compose".

It explains the lack of colour and the lack of different sizes, SIZES!!

So I apologise for the blandness of this very boring blog of mine, and now you think I am just messing WITH YOU >=]

FIN.............................................................

enough colour for the rest of the blog =]

かぜで目がにじんで

geeeeh....

WELL it seems Thomas has been stalking me... on facebook AND on my blog.
So a shout out to my homie right in the middle of Queen's land pants. LOL

So from now on I'ma talk like a gangsta this this yo. you feelin' me?

Hahaha.. I guess this sort of answers my next question.

I thought I'd ask myself WHERE THE BLOODY HECK DID MY TIME GO!?!?

*Only a week ago*

Ahhhhh...! I have time to spare I'll just study a little now and do something else.

*Today* We have assessments!?!?! 3 of them?!!? *faints*


and the answer? *drum roll* I am good at distracting myself... and myself from study ^^| you'd think a uni student would pick something I would love to study in uni. But sadly it doesn't work that way.. sort of have to wait till next year till you do the stuff you can love.

So you[but really me - cos I only talk to myself] ask how do I spend my time?

[NOTE: This is the boring part so feel free to skip it]


Well today I woke up at 6.31am [without alarm amazingly] thought.. bugger can't sleep more? So got up and thought I'd go jogging. Out the door and in 15mins I am back from a .. 1-3k jog. [I don't how long the track is]

Anywho, I remember the last time I jogged that track, and guess what I got half way and almost spewed my guts out of my butt [not really]. But seriously I was down and out.. sat on the floor for about 10mins =P

Today, however, my lungs started to burn cos of too much fresh oxygen in my lungs - so I had to learn to not breathe a little LOL this was after the steep hill and 300m from where I collapsed last time. Then when I passed the "dead Hanson spot" my lungs felt fine. Strangely after that I thought "I am this far lets jog the rest of the way. and I did - he said... <- random


Anywho, first time in Hanson history such a feat was achieved. I sat down for a breather and then practised the ancient arts of swinging a stick like a bat, tai chi and more swinging a stick like a bat, then swinging the stick as a sword.

After a while I was like "YEAH! I jogged the whole damn thing." and when inside to eat. After 2 hours I was hungry again and ate again..

Then I blinked my eyes and it was 3pm. Swung and parked with my neighbours. One went clubbing at a dinner restaurant. =P Got home by 5.30. and then wanted to work but almost fell asleep so I went to bed and napped till.. MEGA DINNER!!

Sushi the size of my fist, with vegetable tempura the size of my face!!! Dad had good wine, and I had good ice tea. The day ended with a pow...



[NOW the interesting part]




POW!!!!



good night. =]


Wait... where was the studying?... tomorrow? ^^| *stabs self in the eye and stomach*
never fear!! Hanson's steel abs are here!! *flop* or not..

wonders of technology

huh... thought i might blog bout today =] no complaining i think .

well i dont have much to complain about so =]

summary: i hung out with a giant, a blind person, a dwarf and a crazy person. then stared down a to be pedo. then hugged a vacuum and broom, dueled a huntsman spider, played build a tower, see if oiling the body really makes your muscles look bigger - to be continued. [there was something else i wanted to say.. =/]

the unimportant stuff in the morning ie going out with friends JKS JKS! hehehe
had fun looking at clothing trying on dresses [yes i tried on a dress - in my mind ;]
and got drunk at max brenners with chocolate. hehe


when i got home, i sat down and then after 10mins the work began >=D
something people call "cleaning" occurred. my brothers were studying/facebooking/twittering/procrastinating/avoiding house work so i did it myself >=]

whilst cleaning i learnt a few things about my family. from cleaning the dining room, my grandma is a messier eater than I am. my younger brother's bum eats more than he does [as his seat is the messiest =P] my dad's feet eat food [or it could be my crumbs] =P ---- ok I am making it sound dirtier than it really was. It wasnt very messy at all just tiny crumbs and what not =P

bedroom, the toys that have been cleaned out of my old cupboard has been stacked into a tower of wonder into the new glass one. whilst cleaning that I came across a small huntsman. he wielded an axe, but he was no match for my vacuum cleaner...

HOWEVER, at first my choice of weapon was an air-freshener spray, then i sprayed it with mortein... but it's armour was too strong.. =O SO!!! i brought out the big guns and sucked it into the vacuum cleaner =] therefore, it isnt dead [just in the bin]



...later that day....

I had a mission given to me from a higher power to refill an empty tank of oil. it was a challenge and i think we lost a litre of oil [cos we are noob] but in the end it worked! i wielded a knife [to make holes into the pouring can] and did get some of the poisonous oil on me clothes. and on my skin... but the mission was completed.

i went back inside to stand in front of a mirror and flex my muscles covered in oil. bahaha jks jks, it didnt happen. 1stly i dont have a mirror in my room, so! if i did it my family would give me "WTF!!!" looks and screams. =P

ALL IN ALL!!!

it was a good 3 hrs spent =]

yeah i went crazy on the bold and italics =]

-N.A-

おれは時間があるさ。だらから、ゆきりできてもいいよ。まっているから。それはむだな時間じゃないおもうけど。
おれもたくさんかんがいている事があるさ。だから。。


ok think about it this way... FIRSTLY, that [^] is in jap.
SECONDLY, it is in informal jap
THIRDLY, think about how I write and how very grammatically incorrect it is, and how incomprehendable a lot the junk that comes out of my head is.

NOW! before you copy and paste those sentences into translator or look stuff up into the dictionary. have those three things in mind...

haha I just copied and pasted into google translator.. the only this correct is the last word =P maybe a hint into the secret mind of the secret spy Hanson...

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ANYWHO! I have had this mad headache for four days now.. well to be honest I don't really know what headaches feel like.. but it feels like pressure on my brain, as if being compressed. and hearing becomes optional, and visually well everything is there but if I don't try to look or notice things, you won't get me seeing very much.

At one point, the noises made by other people seem to mix and blur like my vision. i would pay attention to half the sentence in one convo, and then the other half in another convo.

but guess what, once I get the blood pumping the pressure eases for a little, but I don't want to be sweating 24/7 and smelling like a boy's toilet. SO! がまんします。<<<-wow translator isn't that great.

That is my complaining for the month ;] tune in for next month's human experience with Hanson the awesome.

[edit] I just realised I gave away my identity...




PS. thanks adam for the guitar, it'll keep my fire going for throughout the winter =]




OH! one more thing... does anyone else like going to be at night, to find their pillows and blankets are super cool? LOVE it! even in the morning, where I laid is warm but the edges are cool. I just scrunch my blanket up and embrace the coolness (H)


baah, this seems really sad talking to myself, when next to me, my brother is getting text msgs every 5 seconds. oh wells >=D who needs text msgs when you have muscles like mine?

note to everyone: check out rain's muscles... like =OOO

*peace*