what a fool

hehe - I am gonna be snickering at myself for a while.

I did a very "smart" thing today.. but no one shall know about it cos it is very embarrassing =]

"middle age = gut" ??? =O I refuse that notion! I shall keep my abs of steel and make them abs of gold. >]

LOL

It seems that I have gotten to the point at which I have dreamt so much, that I feel like i have experienced everything. From being swallowed by a kitten, and falling into the toilet. BOTH of which I believe has never happened. So when I overhear a conversation on the bus or on the train I get a nostalgic feeling. I only have this feeling cos it seems like I am dreaming 24/7 when I sleep. [yeah not really 24/7 =P] but last night I'd say I had at least 4 dreams. I don't remember them exactly but I know I have them.

BUT guess what!? I didn't feel tired in my lectures or classes.

~~~~~~ That was a load of bs ~~~~~~

With these tired legs, these aching arms ikenakya.

On the train... it was more packed than it was in the morning.. like what the. So packed that I couldn't even read the mx cos I couldn't lift my arm.

I am so brain dead at the moment I can't even remember what happened today. So wait till Sat for another blog. [or later tonight =P]

With the cold, comes superhuman powers!

As you all know [most .. ok maybe you don't] I am allergic to mossie bites.

Well the other night I decided to be "the awesome food that is cooking when you walking into a room" / "the tastiest piece of meat around" / "free food" [you know it tastes better free ;] . AND strangely on one ankle i have 4 mossie bites about 2 -4 cm apart.

SO! basically my hands are down town ;] at my ankles trying very hard not to scratch =] but wait! there's more!!! The mossie bites are strangely not the size of golf balls like normal. I guess the mossies caught a cold and didn't drink enough fluids to keep that spit circulating. I wouldn't be suprised if I find a mossie stuck in my ankle cos it froze whilst trying to suck my cold blood

YES! I am cold blooded! Only when ... you decide too tired to think.

This is stupid, the moment I step out of a lecture room my mind blanks out and forget all work until I get back into the same room OR to the next lecture. But when walking to and fro [my afro] I forget everything =/

Mind you... if I am scratching a lot, it is the mossies trying to get their winter feed before they hibernate and make babies. Thus, I love winter =]

It also filters out the girls who are willing to sacrifice their body to the cold for fashion. Those who where skirts and tanks tops are either Skirting TANKS, or crazy.

Thought of the day ~ "daigaku wa saikou!!"

I forgot what happened throughout the day... I only remember when I look at my timetable.

Listen to this. I am Lower campus at 9, upper campus at 10, lower campus at 12, upper campus at 3 and lower campus at 5. All going to class =] - going to lunch and going home is not counted.

yeaah...

2nd Thought of the day ~ "Dayum it is dark at 6... I bet it'll be even darker at 7... AT guidlford" there was some random dude just breathing really heavily when I walked home.. I was ready to run or plonk him on the head.

Edit Html???

Turns out I have been using edit Html rather than "compose".

It explains the lack of colour and the lack of different sizes, SIZES!!

So I apologise for the blandness of this very boring blog of mine, and now you think I am just messing WITH YOU >=]

FIN.............................................................

enough colour for the rest of the blog =]

かぜで目がにじんで

geeeeh....

WELL it seems Thomas has been stalking me... on facebook AND on my blog.
So a shout out to my homie right in the middle of Queen's land pants. LOL

So from now on I'ma talk like a gangsta this this yo. you feelin' me?

Hahaha.. I guess this sort of answers my next question.

I thought I'd ask myself WHERE THE BLOODY HECK DID MY TIME GO!?!?

*Only a week ago*

Ahhhhh...! I have time to spare I'll just study a little now and do something else.

*Today* We have assessments!?!?! 3 of them?!!? *faints*


and the answer? *drum roll* I am good at distracting myself... and myself from study ^^| you'd think a uni student would pick something I would love to study in uni. But sadly it doesn't work that way.. sort of have to wait till next year till you do the stuff you can love.

So you[but really me - cos I only talk to myself] ask how do I spend my time?

[NOTE: This is the boring part so feel free to skip it]


Well today I woke up at 6.31am [without alarm amazingly] thought.. bugger can't sleep more? So got up and thought I'd go jogging. Out the door and in 15mins I am back from a .. 1-3k jog. [I don't how long the track is]

Anywho, I remember the last time I jogged that track, and guess what I got half way and almost spewed my guts out of my butt [not really]. But seriously I was down and out.. sat on the floor for about 10mins =P

Today, however, my lungs started to burn cos of too much fresh oxygen in my lungs - so I had to learn to not breathe a little LOL this was after the steep hill and 300m from where I collapsed last time. Then when I passed the "dead Hanson spot" my lungs felt fine. Strangely after that I thought "I am this far lets jog the rest of the way. and I did - he said... <- random


Anywho, first time in Hanson history such a feat was achieved. I sat down for a breather and then practised the ancient arts of swinging a stick like a bat, tai chi and more swinging a stick like a bat, then swinging the stick as a sword.

After a while I was like "YEAH! I jogged the whole damn thing." and when inside to eat. After 2 hours I was hungry again and ate again..

Then I blinked my eyes and it was 3pm. Swung and parked with my neighbours. One went clubbing at a dinner restaurant. =P Got home by 5.30. and then wanted to work but almost fell asleep so I went to bed and napped till.. MEGA DINNER!!

Sushi the size of my fist, with vegetable tempura the size of my face!!! Dad had good wine, and I had good ice tea. The day ended with a pow...



[NOW the interesting part]




POW!!!!



good night. =]


Wait... where was the studying?... tomorrow? ^^| *stabs self in the eye and stomach*
never fear!! Hanson's steel abs are here!! *flop* or not..

wonders of technology

huh... thought i might blog bout today =] no complaining i think .

well i dont have much to complain about so =]

summary: i hung out with a giant, a blind person, a dwarf and a crazy person. then stared down a to be pedo. then hugged a vacuum and broom, dueled a huntsman spider, played build a tower, see if oiling the body really makes your muscles look bigger - to be continued. [there was something else i wanted to say.. =/]

the unimportant stuff in the morning ie going out with friends JKS JKS! hehehe
had fun looking at clothing trying on dresses [yes i tried on a dress - in my mind ;]
and got drunk at max brenners with chocolate. hehe


when i got home, i sat down and then after 10mins the work began >=D
something people call "cleaning" occurred. my brothers were studying/facebooking/twittering/procrastinating/avoiding house work so i did it myself >=]

whilst cleaning i learnt a few things about my family. from cleaning the dining room, my grandma is a messier eater than I am. my younger brother's bum eats more than he does [as his seat is the messiest =P] my dad's feet eat food [or it could be my crumbs] =P ---- ok I am making it sound dirtier than it really was. It wasnt very messy at all just tiny crumbs and what not =P

bedroom, the toys that have been cleaned out of my old cupboard has been stacked into a tower of wonder into the new glass one. whilst cleaning that I came across a small huntsman. he wielded an axe, but he was no match for my vacuum cleaner...

HOWEVER, at first my choice of weapon was an air-freshener spray, then i sprayed it with mortein... but it's armour was too strong.. =O SO!!! i brought out the big guns and sucked it into the vacuum cleaner =] therefore, it isnt dead [just in the bin]



...later that day....

I had a mission given to me from a higher power to refill an empty tank of oil. it was a challenge and i think we lost a litre of oil [cos we are noob] but in the end it worked! i wielded a knife [to make holes into the pouring can] and did get some of the poisonous oil on me clothes. and on my skin... but the mission was completed.

i went back inside to stand in front of a mirror and flex my muscles covered in oil. bahaha jks jks, it didnt happen. 1stly i dont have a mirror in my room, so! if i did it my family would give me "WTF!!!" looks and screams. =P

ALL IN ALL!!!

it was a good 3 hrs spent =]

yeah i went crazy on the bold and italics =]