Well it was one bright morning when, a boy [who shall know unamed ;P] woke up from a dream. Instantly he was happy. The sun was bright, the sky filled with exactly 3 clouds in a sea of blue - exactly how he liked it.
So once was the time... once UPON the time, there was a boy! Wait I already told this park. Anywho, the birds sung merrily when suddenly [story split - choose from option 1 or 2]
Option 1: the beasts of the nights came out from their short slumber. unhappy with the partying and loud noises the boy made with his friends while they had their breakfast. The beasts, though always grumpy, were not impressed by the boy's disrespectful and unhealthy behaviour. With their studded bats and knuckle dusters they knocked on the boy's door. As they were massive the beasts of the night blocked the sun from entering the house. The birds stopped chirping and the boy... well he was in a pickle. The beast knocked on the door and waited patiently as the boy tore himself away from his comfy seat and breakfast to answer his guests.
The door creaked open, the fire from the fire place blew out, and the cat ran frantically for a safe spot only to decide clinging to the ceiling was the best place. The elephant in the backyard dug it's head in the ground and the birds from the trees dove in the pool and sunk to the bottom. The boy did not know what he was in for. DO YOU know what is going to happen?
The beasts dusted their bats, knuckles and feet before entering the house. They were so big they used the toilet as a foot rest [after making the hole in the wall for the space] and put their weapons on the sofa. The Smallest beast started "FIRSTLY!!!!" His booming voice was heard throughout the suburb causing earth quakes in the next town. "WE HAVE A PROBLEM..." though he was the smallest he was 50 billions times bigger than the boy. "OUR WEAPONS... THEY SEEM TO BE TOO SMALL TO USE AGAINST YOU. YOU SEE WE ARENT HAPPY ABOUT THE NOISE YOU CREATED LAST NIGHT SO WE CAME HERE WITH GUNS BLAZING AND ALL BUT IT DIDNT SEEM TO WORK"
The boy was distraught. "Your weapon problem is an issue huh? how about you put them together and make one BIG weapon?" The beasts appluaded and laughed at thier silliness "HOW COULD WE HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF THIS" they thought. About the party last night the boy poured some tea for each beast of the night and sat back down to say "I sincerely appologise about the noise, i wont party anymore'
The beasts of the night were happy about this and shook the boy's hand. 10mins later the ambulance came to take the boy.. or what was left of the boy. cause of death? a hand shake...
[awww .. so sad huh? ="( ]
option 2: when suddenly a beast stepped on his house crushing him. The beast fished for birds in the pool with his body, played croquet with the elephant as the ball and hide an seek with the cat. Sadly the cat always one... poor beast.
[tears are rushing down my face now ="( ]
THE END
Now you know why the title is called "the retard" =] cos only silly nongs read this junk and only the master of all creation is the creator of this story
i guess... you know the retard is now ;)
dumdee dumdee duuuuhh lols
i dont believe i wasted 30mins on this hahaha
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